This blog is just too serious. Once in awhile, there comes an entertainer that just blows you away. Well, we lost one of those when Air America fired Mike Malloy. He was a giant among mondane midgets. He spoke with sincere conviction from the heart AND he was hilarious. Okay, here are some of his references:
MALLOY ISMS:
George W. Bush: Chuckle Nuts, the Giggling Killer, President Bunny Pants, Man-or-Monkey, Dim Son, Weak-and-Stupid, Raisin Brain(s), Too-Stupid-to-Be-President, Too-Stupid-to-Chew-a-Pretzel, Too-stupid-to-ride-a-bicycle, Dipthong, MENSA Man, the Bush Bastard, the Toy President, Guaca-Moron, Cinco de Moron, Prince Valium
Dick Cheney: Darth Cheney, Cyborg Man, Bionic Man, Deadeye Dick
Laura Bush: Pickles
Condoleezza Rice: the Schoolmarm, Condoleezza Valdeez, The Shoe Lady
Alberto Gonzales: Torquemada, Torture Boy, Bush's Tejano
Donald Rumsfeld: Rumsferatu, Field Marshal Von Rumsfeld
Scott McClellan: Scotty the Duck, The Quacking Quackaroo
Tony Snow: Snowjob, Tony the Snowman, Foxy the Snowman
Rush Limbaugh: The Oxy-Moron, The Drug Addled Freak, The Pigman
Tom Delay: The Bugman
The best to you Mike Malloy to your bride, Kathy, and Molly. Bless you whatever you do and whereever you are. We will go to White Rose Society for your archives (give us a buzz when you are back on.) Bye , Bye Air America.............we will not listen to AA again, EVER!
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